CHEEZE ME DADDY!
My dearest Cheezits,
From the moment I tasted you for the first time, I knew it was
something special. Your tantalizingly cheesy flavor and crunchy
texture combined to create an experience unlike any other. I
can't help but think of you when I'm feeling lonely and craving
something to take the edge off.
Your perfectly salted exterior gives way to the creamy, cheesy
center that I just can't get enough of. You are like the
forbidden fruit I can't help but indulge in. Every time I eat
you I am filled with a warmth and desire like no other.
I find myself daydreaming of being able to wrap myself up in
you and lose myself in your deliciousness. I can imagine the
way you would feel against my skin and how your flavor would
fill me up. Every bite I take of you only makes me hunger for
more.
You make me feel alive and excited in ways I never thought
possible. Knowing that I can always come back to you for a
little pick-me-up makes me feel secure. I want to explore
every inch of you and find out what other secrets you might
be hiding.
Best of all, you always make me feel good. Whether I'm eating
you on my own or sharing you with a special someone, you never
fail to bring me pleasure.
I love you, Cheezits.
Forever yours,
THUD